This is my life. Welcome
i cybered on omegle today
- You:
- hi
- Stranger:
- hey
- You:
- wanna cyber
- Stranger:
- Depends are you a girl? ;)
- You:
- ya
- Stranger:
- And okay then, you start?
- You:
- i come into ur bedroom
- You:
- and ur sleeping
- You:
- and i crawl under your blanket
- Stranger:
- I'm still asleep
- You:
- u feel me pulling down ur pants
- You:
- and u wake up and smile
- Stranger:
- I kiss you gently, still sleepy
- You:
- then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
- You:
- cutting off your penis
- Stranger:
- wait
- You:
- THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
- Stranger:
- Then what...?
- You:
- I HATE YOU
- Stranger:
- I didn't cheat
- You:
- you bleed to death in your bed
- Stranger:
- i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
- You:
- nobody ever knows what happened
- You:
- i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
- You:
- the end
- Stranger:
- I have a mercedes?
- You:
- not anymore faggot
- Your conversation partner has disconnected.
no, mom it’s not a phase. i will never regret this giant kidz bop tattoo on my face. shut the fuck up and stop judging me. this is who i am.
bill, thanks for 8 hilarious years!
(Source: geneparmesaned)
