This is my life. Welcome

tyleroakley:

I can’t not reblog this.

(Source: stonerparty)

i cybered on omegle today

You:
hi
Stranger:
hey
You:
wanna cyber
Stranger:
Depends are you a girl? ;)
You:
ya
Stranger:
And okay then, you start?
You:
i come into ur bedroom
You:
and ur sleeping
You:
and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger:
I'm still asleep
You:
u feel me pulling down ur pants
You:
and u wake up and smile
Stranger:
I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You:
then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You:
cutting off your penis
Stranger:
wait
You:
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger:
Then what...?
You:
I HATE YOU
Stranger:
I didn't cheat
You:
you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger:
i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You:
nobody ever knows what happened
You:
i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You:
the end
Stranger:
I have a mercedes?
You:
not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

swastikatattoo:

tattoo on Scott Masterton by cammy

rabioheab:

no, mom it’s not a phase. i will never regret this giant kidz bop tattoo on my face. shut the fuck up and stop judging me. this is who i am.

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

(Source: rupaulvevo)

tyleroakley:

My mating call.

tyleroakley:

My mating call.

(Source: chibibuizel)

50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

bill, thanks for 8 hilarious years!

(Source: geneparmesaned)

paralysedbeaver:

The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.

(Source: banfred)

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